Thursday, September 24, 2009

Being William Ockham

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

From a memetic perspective, the LIVING thing you gotta know is my whole life is looking for a goddamn profitable meme. I am hunting a self-replicating-million-dollar idea.

Those sucker's rarer than I thought.

My Buddy Rich Wakefield said, "You know what we should do... How about if we [click hear to read what Rich Wakefield said]

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Welcome to my world...

Liz Boswell,

I love you.

I feel for you, I WANT GREAT EASE AND WONDER FOR YOUR GIRLS and I felt extraordinarily compromised by you. A liability of you making your self wrong, is that you are quick to make others wrong, including me, and that doesn't feel good.

There are times I'm not seeking to make anybody wrong, I simply want to be less misunderstood. I charge clients to play their wrongness games. I don't often play that game for sport. Thank you for the invitation. It is often nice to be asked.


Blessings to all four of your children.

Love & admiration,
~Ben

Friday, December 12, 2008

42cb

Our academy produces PhD’s who have been highly trained in logical thinking, priding themselves on their deductive reasoning, however, an over-reliance on reasoning often leads to a dismissal of the magickal thinking required for paradigm shifting solutions. Robbins reminds me that a disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business and that the two greatest misconceptions of the 20th Century are that politicians aren’t that smart and that they mean well.

There are multiple intelligences.

The only persons qualified to moderate psychic warfare are magicians experienced in the "double think" and "lateral thinking" approach inherent to their craft. We alone know. What scientists and other muggles can’t see, that the real secrets of magick and misdirection do not lie in mirrors, wires, ritual or even spells, but in strategy and psychology, in the ability to spot an invisible advantage and the knowledge to leverage it to achieve desired results.

While some will claim that theatrical magic is the art of harmless illusion, the mere concept of magic is not harmless if you are in the business of being an arbiter of reality. Our Guild will protect you, the laymen, from the tempting bait of a succulent apple from the forbidden tree of knowledge.

Now is the time for you to put down this down this book, close this PDF, return the print-out to the person who gave it to you. Reconsider your relation to whomever gave you this vile, despicable report because they are fraudulent psychics who should likely be locked up for what they do. You want nothing to do with them any more. While the methods used by performing philosophers in this field vary in details, the concepts explained in the following pages outline basic approaches used to capitalize on basic human psychology.

ESP may or may not exist, but fraudulent memetic warriors do, and this manuscript may make it more difficult for them to ply their trade in your mind.

There was disagreement between the Attaccans and the Naciremans over the direction of the neo-psychedelic movement. Attaccans initially argued that cybernetic tools should be approached in a serious, scientific manner for psychological and spiritual enlightenment. The Attaccan camp originally opposed giving people psychedelics outside of a controlled setting and where they often were giving drugs to people without their knowledge.

Naciremans, however, believed that cybernetic tools were best used as a tool for transforming society as a whole, and that if a sufficient percentage of the population had the cybernetic experience, revolutionary social and political changes would follow. Therefore cybernetic tools made transformational available to anyone interested in partaking — braingasm after braingasm. Naciremans are performing philosophers who blow minds for a living.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

You are one of my kind...

Sweet Pea,

I love you. I wish we had recently kissed
for real. While my kissing you in my mind
is tasty, real kisses are so much more fulfilling.

I also wish you were here to rub my shoulder
and get me to the acupuncture I need. I do a
better job of taking care of myself when you
are around.

I'm learning to take better care of myself,
and I'm a 40 year-old bachelor. I've never
really had to take care of myself, let alone
to take care of children.

I'm not always good at taking care, yet.
I can see I'm getting better.

And I get the gift of seeing you implement
up a storm to better serve your cubs, give
them the protection and energies they need
to become their own powerful lions.

Remember, you are a tool maker... and just
now you need to discover what tools you
might create. You must hustle quick, quick
because the after xmas magic only happens
once a year.

You need at least one working widget for
February. I'd prefer if you had three.

Now is the time to implement faster.

You have to ask for the sale.

You have to have to have an irresistible offer
that makes it insane for them to say no and
you'll have editors fighting for the chance
to implement your greased chutes.

You gotta get the editors to snail mail plus start
getting their assistants to hand out during exit
ritual.

Ritual = Repeated Process.

You are teaching profitable rituals.

I love you,

Ben

Hi sweet pea. I love you.

Now make more money please.
Momma Lion, go catch us an antelope
so your cubs won't go to bed hungry tomorrow.

Now is the window.
Now is when you have the 1st week
in January in place.

Close for editors mailing 12/23rd or 24th,
mailing snail mail to their entire client list
as a Christmas gift.

Please get 5 editors willing to mail to
their client list please... Try Ronda Del Boccio,
The Story Lady.

Plus, I want you to create gift certificates
for Churches to use. You give a Church 10
and you tell them that your company will give
the church $25 for each $50 Life Story Strategy
Session they get scheduled.

Its worth testing with a church. If it lands you
traffic, you do with a bunch of churches
and teach your staff of editors and downline
to do with their churhces...

You are in the tool making business now.

Thank you.

Ben

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Love Letter #1 to Create A Dream


This isn’t the first morning I’ve left home without enough money to get back. It is oddly paradoxical perhaps, that I’m about to get on a plane that has so much fuel when it leaves home, or takes off, that it couldn’t land if the pilot wanted to. When I was a lesser writer I would have ended the previous sentence with an exclamation point!

Planes fully fueled weigh about 200 tons.

I’ve been traveling far without a home, listening to Neal Diamond.

80,000 pounds of the 200 tons is fuel in the wings. If you touch down with that much weight in the wings and they snap off. The engineering of a wing is something like a bridge, its only designed to take pressure one-way. If you ever need to dismantle a bridge, you exert pressure from underneath.

Neal Diamond might not be everybody’s cup-of-coffee, but at 3:45 in the morning, sitting at a closed Boise airport its an energy of victory I find comforting.

It’s the little things in life that keep me going, that re-energize me just when I need it. The illusion of Objectification is largely what I see holding the current dominant paradigm in place.

You see, I have this Dream i’m chasing, and a miracle.

Have you read me talking about the importance of puppet shows? As an activist, I pour my heart into bringing more puppet shows to kids. As a marketer I see what Dr. Seuss was selling to the attention economy of six-year-olds. That’s the model I’m swiping.

My goal is to bring drinkable water to every human on this planet. The world will make a lot more sense to me when we start doing that. In the mean time I cry often. A psychologist I saw recently said that that was evidence of my being bi-polar. When I asked him what he thought of America giving 6x the psycho-pharmaceuticals to children then in Europe, he responded, “We’re so much more advanced than them.” I thanked him, I took the prescription for which I made the appointment. As I learn to resent this process less, my life gets easier. Personally, I don’t like having to share my most personal details with complete strangers every so often just so i can get the drugs i need to function. My country says my pursuit of happiness is a God given right, however, they have an oddly sadistic way of expressing the details.

My Dear Dream, I love you.

You understand my values and see the vision within my peculiar tactics. You get the value of a transformational mechanism that doesn’t even address the content it is helping to stear.

You are my Trimtab, the answer to my wandering bark. You are beautifully receptive to my ideas of an infra structure with fewer presuppositions. It is an extraordinary leap of faith that this course correction can expedite bringing drinkable water to every human on Spaceship Earth.

Thank you for the wake-up call. Yes, I’m waking up. I’m not there yet. I think waking up is a lifelong process and death is our awakening into a parallel experience that words will never articulate. It comforts me when you imagine being with your daughter. I never want to take that away from you.

The human head weighs 8-pounds. How was the gate? You making 2 sales today or you see yourself helping more people than that.

You have a big day ahead of you today sweetpea. Breathe beautiful. You are beautiful inside and out. I kiss you for real tonight. I can’t promise because I’m not on the plane yet. I need you to know I’m getting to you as quickly as I can. I know you know that. And, thank you for knowing that.

It's a big day today. I see you tonight, and while I'm in the air, 3 separate people are wiring me money they've owed me. At least 1 of the 3 will hit. Cash flow issues suck. Your kisses take the suckiness out of my spirit and your nibbles put me on tilt. Tough morning, not touching you in my mind, but perhaps I should be more discrete? You light my fire.

So I was doing this http://twitpic.com/kp2p puppet show http://TheStoryOfB.com .
i got 2 the end of my show http://twitpic.com/kp2p &a grandmother sd "That'd be a miracle!" & That boy says,"That'd B aMiracleIcanBelieveIn"

Thank you for inspiring Love. I love you, too. I love you.

Kissing you soon,

Howard

Howard W. Campbell

http://AMIRACLEICANBELIEVEIN.COM